IDK if you read, but do you have any suggestions for a summer reading list?
No, I cannot read. I am randomly hitting buttons on this keyboard and praying for the best! I don’t currently have a reading list for myself, and I’m not as avid of a reader as I would like to be, but here are my suggestions for your summer while you’re lying on a beach chair, nearing margarita blackout mode.
The Hunger Games & Catching Fire. (Mockingjay can go fuck itself.)
Written by Suzanne Collins- 2008
I’m a little late to the party, but this trilogy is incredible! I lost my bottle of Prozac while reading Mockingjay and, coincidentally, my will to live.
Eat Pray Love
Written by Elizabeth Gilbert- 2006
This book was my crutch when I decided to leave my marriage, and did so without any support whatsoever.
If You Give a Moose a Muffin.
Written by Laura Numeroff- 1991
For me, this second installment really met all of my expectations. It held my attention right from the first request to the very last muffin. Not to give away too much of the plot, but it really is gripping.
Written by Herman Melville- 1850
Ringing in at a whopping 1,946 pages, this book is longer than the bible. I’ve read both and I must say, even without the zombie Jesus, this book is captivating.
Betty Crocker’s Cookbook
Golden Publishing- 1978
I received this vintage classic as a gift years and years ago. I really enjoy thumbing through old cookbooks, so I’m hoping there is someone else out here who does. Also, jello molds for dayyyssss.